Lots of people were dunking on Paul Ryan for saying he understands discrimination because of his family’s history. Well it’s 2018 and Fahey just got fired for being extremely Irish so who’s the asshole now? (It’s definitely still Paul Ryan)

Fuckin “adulting” was actually uttered to me with a straight face and I hated it.

You wouldn’t keep a great pitcher out for being crappy at fielding bunts and dribbled grounders. Edgar had a job to do and was incredible at it. Plus they’re almost certainly gonna vote Ortiz in soon and ruin their argument for keeping Edgar out.

Ok fine, if not directly related to goats, then “goatsy”

“I was led to believe this had something to do with goats”

It must be so confusing for Bielema to watch porn given that he looks so much like a dang penis.

Brands are not our friends. I haven’t forgotten. But Ryan Nanni harassing Outback Steakhouse into letting him wear the onion suit is very funny to me. Let Ryan Nanni live through 2018.

I’ve tried to explain Dril to a couple of my loved ones using screenshots of his tweets and the manner in which his absurdist tweets are juxtaposed with sincere, awful takes and I just get a dead-eyed stare in response. If you’re not already in Dril’s orbit, you probably never will be.

Love the user name #doinitintexas

Drew is referencing the (apparently widely-known in J-Ville) penchant for Bortles to get very drunk in public. The same rumor mill may be talking about somebody intervening and getting his drinking under control but I haven’t heard that bit.

I actually like that they take conference championships into account because I tend to think it adds legitimacy to the idea of a national champion in a sport where it’s impossible to play all the teams competing. A playoff might leave a couple teams with top 4 talent out of the mix, but those teams have basically…

I think that relationship goes both ways. If Trump out of nowhere professed a sincerely held opinion that the earth was flat, like 40% of Fox News would make some attemp to defend him and Brian Kilmeade would adopt that position like a prophecy revealed to him personally by God.

Lots of shitty comments on this one, so thank you for having the decency to be specific.

If by “Oregon” you mean the state, which perpetually underfunds virtually all of their institutions, then sure. But Phil Knight constructed the frame, stuffed the mattress, and sewed the sheets and pillowcases for the bed that the university sleeps in

Puncher was Ashley Feinberg

This would be a confusing title for an educational film trying to deter teen pregnancies.

My wife and I call our one year old Biscuit so much that it may follow him into adulthood. I promise there is a cultured and meaningful reason for this, but I’m worried he’s doomed to be the drugs holder for a never-makes-it alt country band.

For executing a plan that finally took LA out of the holding a city hostage playbook that didn’t also extort enormous sums to build a new stadium (unless it did, in which case this point is retracted) I don’t have it in me to hate Kroenke (all apologies to the presumably fine people of St Louis). For my money, Dean…

Ken Tremendous has a podcast with Joe Posnanski, as unlikely as that may seem given that he’s very much the human ball of cheese-type of writer that they would make fun of. Anyway it’s called the Poscast and it’s pretty fun.

Was honestly waiting for: 2) Getting groped by a car.