Shit. One of those city named bands from the 70's that I don't like.

I'm going to this show to see Local H in a stadium. I'm sure I'll enjoy the Metallica set, too. They put on a good show. Not sure what I'm going to do during the Avenged SevenFold set. Extended pee break, I guess.

"Whatever Happened to P.J. Soles?" was my introduction to them and it's a solid album front to back. "12 Angry Months" is a little more uneven but still great. "Here Comes The Zoo" has both their best and worst stuff on it (IMHO), with Hands On The Bible, Keep Your Girlfriend (Away From Me) and Baby Wants To Tame Me…

All of their covers are great. Their version of Pink Floyd's "Time" is just amazing. And they even managed to make Boston sound cool with a "25 0r 6 To 4" cover.

That's awfully insulting to the Dark Lord. He at least is usually depicted as having wit, gravitas and a certain panache. Coulter's just… yeah, a bunch of stuff I'm too prudish to actually commit to font.

And yet he still looks 15 years old at most.

Everybody shits on Troy and I know it's bloated and kinda pretentious, but I still enjoyed it. At the very least it does have that great fight between Pitt and Bana. That scene is a wonderful display of harmony between camera work, choreography and score.

I think the guy was heckling Oswalt over a tweet about some social issue and, if I'm remembering correctly, implied that Oswalt killed his wife*. So since this guy was a realtor and his account had his real name attached to it, Patton started reposting all of this guys listings with some pretty hilarious captions.…

That realtor guy? That was… ugly for how the whole situation came about. But Patton's response was really goddam funny.

I think they used the same line of wording for a promotional tweet. I didn't see the original but Patton shared the revised version with a thank you for the… more appropriate phrasing.

I was in high school when the first Rami Spiderman movie came out. All of my friends were stoked about Dunst as a "hot red-head". But I never really found her attractive at the time. Now, though, for whatever reason there are body parts I would sell to have her smile at me. I'm not sure where/when/why this seismic…

He says shit as dumb and obvious as what Madden used to say without any of the warmth or charm. God, I hate Phil Simms.

I don't know if they'd be dark enough for you, but I have enjoyed most of the bock varieties that I've tried. They tend to be darker, richer and malty without going full-on mulch taste (I don't like Guinness).

I'm not a heavy beer guy (or an IPA guy, for that matter). The highest ABV beer that I've tried is Delirium Tremens at 8.5%, I think. It was good. I'd like to try Duvel if I can find something to celebrate that justifies a $25 4-pack.

You know liquor is a thing, right?

I think you've just described the fatal flaw of roughly 90% of all conspiracy theories.

I didn't doubt that was real for a second. I also didn't read the whole thing because it caused Nugents "voice" to be in my head.

Fair enough. I was only there a couple times probably close to ten years ago. I think I got the Buffalo Tostada. I remember liking it but thinking it was over priced. (But I think all food in Chicago is over priced).

Hey, I used to live in that area. That place was/is pretty good.

I believe there are both kinds of fucking in the Bible. Probably a third type, too. But they stayed away from those stories in CCD.