But where else am I going to get 4 pounds of "food" for $5?

I listen to local radio not at all, the radio at work is permanently on Sirius Outlaw Country (not my choice) and I've still been hearing these assholes at least once a week for the better part of three months. It's just…. around. Bars, store radios, other people driving with their windows down. It's not as bad…

I was OK with the Lego's. But, yeah, watching the Furby get crushed was weirdly affecting. I didn't like it.

Anger Management. I think I saw Zohan in the theater for some reason but I'm not certain of that.

"Whoa, where's his nipple?"

Agreed. Haven't watched the show yet but based off this, Servo seems… off.

Lazy, yes, thank you. I hear "Closer" at the bar sometimes and I just want to start punching things. "This is the cheapest, lamest, most boring-ass, shit beat with the most obvious, cliched annoying chorus. Who the FUCK played this? I'm putting Motorhead on and teaching these assholes a lesson!!!"

How have you avoided them so far? I am both deeply curious and insanely jealous of this amazing feat.

I tried to re-watch Titanic a few years ago and was appalled at how terrible the dialog/acting was. If Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio can't save your script from sounding like TV novella that's been poorly translated you've really fucked up somewhere.

Uhm… sort of? Trump is Commander-in-Chief of the military. It's all at his disposal for the most part. So while the people beneath him may still be competent, the person issuing the orders is not. And while I would hope that first hand experience with the horrors of war would cause most military officials to be…

I thank you for your consideration of other people.

"He also once beat an attempted assassin nearly to death on the steps of Congress, only stopping after being physically restrained by Davy
Crockett."

The article I read said that it had been in the works for months. Spicer wouldn't even say Trump had authorized it (of course Trump claimed he did, vaguely). The article was also vague on whether or not something like this would actually require presidential approval (I kind of think it would, you're one step away…

When I moved into my house a few years ago the previous owner had left their "Live, Laugh, Love" stickers on the wall in two of the rooms. First thing I did when I got there was start peeling that crap off. When I pulled the "L" and the "a" off of "Laugh" and saw "ugh", I decided I was leaving it like that. I used the…

I do. It's small and filled with dog poop but I did have to mow it today (first time this year, mower fired up first try).

Better, actually, as a gun fired underwater is subject to the rules of viscosity. In a vacuum it doesn't have to work against anything.

"I was at the Battle of Washington!! I watched the White House burn to the ground!!"

As someone who grew up watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Unleashed is fun just to see Bob Hoskins as a brutal, Mafia-type guy. I think all the music is by Massive Attack, too. I was annoyed they changed the name for the American market. "Unleashed" is such a generic and forgettable title.

You forgot pointing and looking vaguely bemused. He does that a lot, too.

I always had shitty bikes growing up. One day while riding to school the chain slipped off as I stood up to pedal for a burst of speed. I tumbled forward, landed with my right arm pinned between my stomach and the ground and slid for a solid 7 feet. My entire right forearm was one giant scab. I got up and went the…