I was in a crash that left me with a limp and a stammer for a few years. I’m a college professor, and part of my job is lecturing. I don’t know if it was getting that handed to me later in life after some success or what, but I simply did not give a fuck. Students gave me incredible ratings in that period, something a…

I just bought a Porsche Cayman S, 2008, manual shift. Why? I like to drive it. Why would I want an autopilot/computer assassin?

I will bet dollars against donuts they are bad drivers as well. What we need are videos of them driving.

It’s still boring to watch no matter how much you pretend otherwise.

“You’re fucking dead to me.”

I live in Madison, near Regent Street, close to two of the more notorious bars (Echo Tap and The Main Depot). I see Wisconsin drinking up close all the time. Game days at Camp Randall are beery and often start early and go late, and summer nights go till 2:00 AM or later every day of the week. Some times there are…

No words. Should have sent a poet.

Lots of people crowded at one place that’s fairly soft, as targets go. The TSA line is an ideal target, and I’m surprised they haven’t been hit yet. After that, we’ll have another screening process, maybe in the parking lot.

I know it won’t fix anything, but I hope your boss gets hit by lightning.

Yeah, I’m voting that you fuck off, too. Jeebus. This. Isn’t. About. You.

I have a 2007. Runs like a dream. Sun roof broke, but it was all warranty (and now I never open it).

This should knock all the Ali coverage off the front page.

If I want to see crazy people rip of each other’s faces, I just pop in my copy of Bum Fights.

Tim Tebow looks horrible!

Social media posturing? Isn’t that redundant?

This smells like 4chan. Remember “cutting for Bieber”?

The reporter will still get it down and the judge knows this.

Agreed with all this except the implication that the new Ghostbusters isn’t a big pile of bad ideas that has nothing to do with women. FFS Max Max: Thunder Road was good because of Charlize Theron, and the only thing worth watching in Batman v. Superman was Wonder Woman and the easter egg in the credits where they…

I never noticed the hidden meaning in lottery.

Is a blurry photo really an illusion?