In my opinion, there’s too much talk about penises and vaginas. I think that if you can’t say something nice about a penis or vagina, just say nothing. It should all be “Hey, nice penis. Love the veins!” Or “Those lips on your vagina, pretty sweet if you ask me.”

If arrogance means being right about dumb fucks acting like dick weeds then yes, it is deafening.

Sounds like Trump really grabbed your pussy.

SUE SUE SUEDEEOOOO.

The enemy of my enemy is not always a friend.

So it’s crazy to think that someone who makes money staging her life for public consumption would stage something in her life?

You say ‘serious business,’ I say ‘symptom of moral decay.’ LET’S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!

I wonder if there’s anyone with the Twitter handle “MoLester”?

I always steam my potatoes in a double boiler with the perforated insert. Induction stove top boils water as fast as a kettle.

gtfo

You don’t know shit about Wisconsin beer.

#SwimmersLivesMatter

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Is it really “spontaneous” when there’s a combustion engine inside?

I’m driving a Cayman S right now. I’ve noticed the “hey I’m gonna drag race you in my Dodge Challenger/Ford Mustang/Camaro” effect.

He still doesn’t know how many shots he fired, but the handgun is no longer the most powerful in the world.

Remember when Sascha Baron Cohen got some hicks in Arizona to sing “Throw the Jew Down the Well”?

He’s eating the KFC with a knife and fork. That’s really crazy.

Will Smith ruins everything.

So many mommy issues, so little time.