Honestly wasn’t that bad of a last stand if you ask me.

Silly question: How is one able to actually trademark “Rio?”

It’s funny you thinks it’s just boys that use those words, especially ‘bitch’

South Park made Timmy and Jimmy peers of the main characters. They are not defined by their disabilities, and are annoyed at those who try talk down to them. Jimmy was the hero of a recent season, in which he stands up for freedom of the press at a time when a cowardly town could have cared less.

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”

so brave

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

In happier news, Draymond’s foot is pregnant with Steven Adams’ baby.

he is appealing.

...Filtering out cereal dust? That is an offense against man alongside scraping the glaze off the donut. The last bowl of cereal, packed with sweetened dust that just dissolves into the milk, is the best thing.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

Usually just the tip of that low hanging fruit.

Just like a Ford Mustang

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

What a glorious gift this story turned out to be. There hasn’t been a single step in this case that wasn’t best possible conclusion for somebody who hates all the participants.

The reason you don’t hear about blue vulva that much: 2 scenarios.

Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

For your own safety my ass. Go suck a bag full of dicks.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

The Yankees made that mistake earlier this season, referring to certain players as veterans when they should have really been retired.