This will never happen

Isn’t there a rake you should be waving at those darn kids?

June 8, 2008.

Did you know that 38 Studios was originally named Green Monster Games? Coincidence?

The sad thing is to imagine people so damaged that they fall for any of this for more than 1/2 a second.

How does he not then get his ass beaten?

So the process should be “deliberative” but not “protracted.”

You can’t spell “ratings” without some of the letters in “human suffering.”

I’ve never seen the show, but as long as they shame the contestants, make them cry, etc., only to leave them physically wrecked as the research suggests, then I’m ok with it.

Speak for your white liberals. Mine were cool with it.

Yeah, it’s not like he sold weapons to the Iranians to fund the Contras, thereby violating both a weapons embargo and a ban on funding the right-wing rebels. Give Reagan a break, geez.

Landscape architects don’t do what you think they do.

Without Skippy, will Stephen A start looking less perfect in every way?

If this is a sample of your writing, give your editor extra lead time if you ever finish your book.

I bet you’re so not racist that you don’t even see color.

I loved this show.

Building his brand.

I’m just here for the sweet, sweet masshole tears.

Friends don’t let friends give themselves aggrandizing sports nicknames.

Please tell me it was a Cayman S with a manual transmission.