I look forward to all of these running for two weeks and then getting canceled.

Universal should make a dark & gritty remake of Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein with Natasha Lyonne & Melanie Lynskey as the comedy duo, Mads Mikkelsen as Dracula, and Bruce Campbell as the Wolf Man

I hope that Secret Invasion does not squander having Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill, unlike every one of the many previous Marvel projects she has appeared in

I was hoping it would just be Triana Orpheus and maybe her mom doing some sorcerer shit, with the notion that it’s finally Mom Venture being a dodge.

“Bird Box Barcelona” sounds like an upscale Iberian-themed hot wings chain.

Gameshow announcer voice: Oooooo...so close! The answer we were looking for was “tacos.” Yes, Michael loves his tacos.

Isiah! Fuck. Even in death, just an absolute fox.

I got some bad news for you about Roddy. 

“Where is the Marzipan?” -Tom

Damn, I just finished binge-watching this series a few days ago and I really liked it.

I don’t have the background or vocabulary to properly explain why I’ve loved Daft Punk so much, especially their later catalogue, and why this is a pretty good encapsulation
but I’ll try ...

There is nothing worse then waking up after an all night orgy only to find people still boning in your house. Its like “I went to bed, you all gotta go fuck somewhere else. I’m in my god damn Pokemon PJs!!”

“The doubling of characters and resetting identities through a filter of filth and decay evokes Twin Peaks’ final episode”

There was a moment, when Barry was standing in the light in front of his house, listening to footsteps and giggling from the darkness around him, where I legitimately thought Barry was going to shoot a prank-playing kid.

Kind of annoyed they’re still using walnuts while Victoire is present

And because I love those synths:

I’d never even thought to connect the soundtracks to Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence and Wild Palms together before but the sweeping synths should have given it away.  He did some memorable work.  RIP.

Are “going” to?

America deserves to know whether Mister Butlertron is going to be back, or has fallen victim to AI robo-wokeness.