Clicking that link may break you.

http://www.rallycarsforsale.net/

All you probably have to do it turn the heat up a little in the factory. The poor kid is freezing.

Don't worry this NASCAR championship format will make more sense when next year they abolish points for odd numbered finishing positions in months that have 2 new moons and also on days that happen to fall on quilting festivals in southern Georgia. Don't forget about quintuple point Tuesdays!

Talk about getting the schaft

Normally my wife doesn't read Deadspin, but she saw this story over my shoulder. Unfortunately, now she knows why I walk the dog so often.

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"

I concur. I de-badge (or partly) because I am a firm believer that no cars rear end needs to look like it has five refrigerator magnets stuck to it. Case in point, my WRX had 'SUBARU' 'Symmentrican AWD' 'IMPREZA' 'WRX' and the Subaru logo on the tailgate... plus the dealer sticker. Now, it just has the WRX badge…

What do you do in this case? Say something? Remove the badge? Stop working for the company altogether?

I'm just glad all these kids were straight. If one of them had been gay this might be a distraction.

"You come at the King, you best not miss."

I was happy until I realized he's probably the most successful WVU alumni currently in the league.

+1 for being lazy

You clearly haven't read the book.

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

But VW sold a road-legal Polo WRC.

Transformation? I miss the days when I can actually buy the cars they race(or close enough), like Sti and Evo. A FWD econo box has nothing in common as an AWD turbo.

Feel free to speculate about his motive, but I seem to recall that every time Rex Chapman calls into Jim Rome's show he talks at length about betting on horses.

Did you not see the part where he's still using 2006 technology and talking to a guy who's still living in 1989?