They also think he was the son of an all known sky god loosely based on Jewish religious though, that he rose from the dead, and then told people to eat him. But yeah, he definitely didn't have blonde hair.

You got trolled pretty hard, bruh.

Can I buy one and put Lexus badges on it?

Reverse hipster...

Just a little bit of background. This is the Greater Metro Toronto Hockey League (GMHL) which is an “outlaw” junior league operating outside the auspices of Hockey Canada. Basically, they don’t want to play by Hockey Canada’s rules for a whole host of reasons.

Players who play in these leagues are banned from…

Strange to see the ref selling a hit

That is, of course, if they can find her.

Ford, you’re getting closer! Almost there. Angrier, lower, stoppy-er and a bit more power.

Until you directly declared that the race card was on the table, I had no idea it was there.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

I might just call that guy to see if he wants to hang out. I will call him next time I’m arrested in Texas.

This is genius.

I know. Sleeping on the job is a no-no in pretty much all professions. Goodell cannot let this kind of behavior slide.

Excellent question! CarWine may burn your optic nerve because the river water quality down by the docks isn’t great, and motor oil is “bad for you,” but it sure does give me a buzz!

LMAO

At Sefolosha’s trial, the five officers testified that he had charged them.

I LOVE these Ask A Lawyer things because they’re the most lawyerly thing ever: Lots of words, doesn’t answer the question.

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?