Mario Kart Double Dash (GameCube)

As a fellow beardo, I'd have to say it's the beard.
The add 10+ to just about anything.

Just a reminder. If you are talking trash today, and you are referencing the War of 1812, you have already lost the argument.

E63 Estate...because wagon burnouts are the best burnouts

One that's not yours.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

This is Larry Duncan and his sister Pamela Johnson (Duncan). Their dad was a lifelong Gopher's fan with season tickets for 40 years until he passed a few years ago. Larry and Pam decided they would continue his legacy by taking over his season tickets and they haven't missed a home game yet. One of their first games…

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

Well, I'm not positive on times, but nearly all the top US skaters were in the top 3 of their respective events and have been finishing 8th or below in nearly every one this Olympics. That's a pretty significant drop.

WHERE'S MY WAGON ?

Nah, so far the new one is only filled with disappointment.

That sled has a history...

wait, yeah, these sound like some quality stories

If you are ever crew chief for a team that rallies one, you will change your opinion of that.

Jon Stewart made a similar argument, but Dale's "I don't understand his world, but I do understand that he is part of mine." NAILED IT!

Blue Devil "in particular"

The Castrol livery on the Celica is the most under rated of all time.

It's pretty badass to have your blood type (along with your name, of course) on your front quarter panel.