I love this song. Definitely better than any of hers.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I Seamlessed one. I’m not proud but I am satisfied.

Cool just casually started crying at my desk. 

This warms my heart. Honestly I feel like if she did pursue becoming a teacher one day, she’d be really good at it because she could be relatable and engagingand fun and students need more of that.

If I had a house with 14 bathrooms maybe I would actually drink enough water for once in my life so I’d be forced to use them all. 

What is this from? I somehow haven’t seen it but guessing Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? 

Dammit, my aspirations to hook up with Martin Freeman foiled again.

That number at the bottom is how many people have seen it. 

There’s a part of me that thinks that if she could feasibly do it, Taylor would slap Kylie with a lawsuit for this. Obviously it would be a fool’s errand but this is also the chick who tried to copyright “This sick beat,” sooooo...

thank u,  next

Hey, Jenny McCarthy can dream, okay?

I mean the shit R Kelly did wasn’t a secret when they collaborated, so does he really want a gold star for this? 

You know what that’s not? Growth.

Right, right, good point. 

Wait so do they just spend every waking moment together? Maybe I’m misreading, but I get this image of them cooped up in the house together all the time and occasionally going into the outside world, but still together.

Is it too late to go back in time and set him up a word doc called www.trumpthoughts.gov.www/trumpthoughts?

It’s kind of like a running gag because she was ALWAYS whining on her original season so I guess now she’s exacerbated it and made it part of her “brand”.

“ I’m just not convinced Will Smith could ever look that beaten up.”

Ah yes, just like royalty with taste testers for poison.

Also a member of the “My text tone is the Kimmunicator beep” club!