Oh god his name is *Chad*? Girl. 

And of course he comments “Y’all won” on the post like her fans are the ones who caused his numerous transgressions and drove him to cheat 🙄

1. “[...] ill fitting, poorly manufactured bras and cheap, vodka-smelling body sprays” made me say “Get her, Jade” out loud in my empty apartment.

W-why... would you... propose there...??

Not saying I was lowkey hoping it was a questionable mole, but I’m not *not* saying that either.

But yeah, Kavanaugh’s life was “ruined” by this. Okay.

All I’m saying is the chorus of Cell Block Tango just popped into my head. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Pete Davidson relies heavily on the fleeting comforts of Halloween and puppies.”

I don’t even understand how this story got picked. Clearly fake, full of plot holes, and written poorly. 

Unless this was deliberate or an inside/pop culture joke I missed — which I don’t think it is, but idk — you have who plays Betty (Reinhart) and who plays Veronica (Mendes) backwards.

Wow. Usually they only save these kinds of mental gymnastics for rape. They’re (d)evolving. 

I love this so much.  Bonus points for “banging heads on chandeliers.”

Oh they’ll do something if you make any kind of blanket statement about men though. -_-

Okay I’m glad I’m not the only one because I came here to comment something to this effect: 5'10 here — basically 5'11 but I round down because of dudes and their fragile masculinities — and this is also a huge pet peeve of mine. I’ve occasionally bitched to my therapist about this ... I love being tall but sometimes I…

I’m in a similar boat. Had a HUGE crush on him in high school — basically right around the time of their last fairly solid album, though Song About Jane is definitely still miles above the others — that I thought I got over. Went to a M5 concert this weekend and WELP.

For some reason this is the first thing that popped into my mind.

Ugh I never thought I would miss “binders full of women” and yet... here we are.