So I went with what you actually asked us to do and gave this a NP (though I am in the vast minority).

I was going to say the same about growing up in Alabama. Funny what you can get used to.

This is kind of silly... The reason most people who shop there have a family is because you have to buy a ton of stuff to actually see savings! My wife and I can eat fresher food more cheaply by just going to Aldi every week...

I was a valet in college. Don’t valet your car. Any car.

You...oh...wow...

Wow. We just went straight there.

RIP Mailbox.

Holy crap this is so...right...

Am I the only one who thinks this just kinda looks like a stretched Model S with a body kit..?

Bibendum has actually been shamed into losing a little weight himself...look at his evolution over the past 20 years or so. That’s no accident.

I work for Michelin. Old Bibendum is everywhere and he is effing scary.

I have a 1999 35th Anniversary Limited Edition and thought it might be that scoop, but that one literally tapers to nothing at the back so I don’t guess it’s that one.

No, good points, I went a little far. I think the concept was all parts bin and then some little bits were okayed after the fact.

Holy crap there are so many of them!

Fun fact about the 4th gen and why it exists.

The GT500 steering wheel is interesting... Anyone know anything about that?

And not even a few months ago; it’s peak was exactly one month ago today.

SIMPSONS PREDICTS FUTURE AGAIN!!1!11!!1!!!1!

What you already said makes the most sense Andrew. How on earth could they make an electric, performance SUV and not call it the Lightning??? 

Why pursue a Ranger ST when there’s already been a Ranger RS (...that maybe we kinda made on our own...)?