That’s different, she’s just keeping the gas farm-fresh

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First of all, let’s get something PERFECTLY CLEAR

I have never EVER claimed to be a professional.

Cool. 

You’re right, there’s no way any track or sanctioning body would ever allow a track car to run without a windshield. I’m so STUPID. God, what an idiot. It’s like I never researched this, or discussed it with anyone who knows anything about racing. It’s almost like I wasn’t ever on the board of directors of an SCCA…

How would you know whether I’m in over my head? How would you know what projects I’ve done before or what I’m capable of?

I literally explained the plan in this story. Right now I’m in the “prepare for roll cage” part of the build. This was a big step in getting that preparation done.

He threw it on the GROUNNNND! You can’t weigh me down Porsche man!

Why would you say that? It’s a stock 996 GT3 bumper and some fiberglass over the place where the headlights used to be. Then it’s some white paint and some green paint and Bob’s your uncle. The aesthetics are the least ambitious part of this project. 

I have never had one explode. Flip flops and a speedo are all the safety equipment I need, pal!

Reminds me of Disney’s Aerosmith Rock n’ Roller Coaster at Hollywood Studios. You get in the cue and you meet the band as their hits are played overhead. Every Dad over 40 is rocking out and the kids are going “Who the hell are these guys?!”.

username checks out. better go take that afternoon nap gramps. 

You are wildly missing the point.

I’m sorry I insulted the door bags

Order now. Delivery this year. 

I love the design of this. It’s different without being ugly.

The removable battery pack is a winning idea. Now make a removable tote that will snap into the tank hole so you can carry some groceries or other stuff.

When will it be available? it seemed like the article cut off halfway through

Vibrating mirrors?

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!