Thank you. For all the playoffs are boring talk, that entire series was pretty great.

“The audience didn’t laugh”

Yes it did.

Really? I thought it was some of his best work. Like we’re at a point where the peak of his craft and relevancy are intersecting.

*in my best Morgan Freeman voice*

Do not feed the Troll.

At least he still had his tunes.

Well done.

Precisely! I’m from Memphis so this shitbag popped up on my feed a little bit ago. The comments to him under this Tweet are fucking hilarious. People are basically just like, “You’re a moron.”

Who is he even talking about? Mike Conley? Mike Conley made 9 million last year and was always going to get a max contract, because, well, he’s a max contract player. It just so happens that this years max contract is higher than ever... And since when does Ed Werder closely follow the Grizzlies cap situation? fuck…

So so typical. Truth is the majority of guys have no complaint if a vagina is waxed smooth as a peach or just trimmed, some even like the full 70's wildnerness. Very very few guys will go through the effort of having a fight with their significant other over the issue. At most, when a guy’s lady suggests he shave his…

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Great. God wasn’t going to let LeBron come this far without a victory. Unlike four previous times when God wanted someone else to win.

Sorry for your loss, may your brother rest in peace and you live on to make him proud.

Just to be real for a moment: I lost my brother to a car accident about two years ago. I actually do this: I race his ghosts. And I play his saved Far Cry games. It’s not just a dumb meme to everyone. I miss him, and it helps me remember. RIP Stephen L. Grogg.

I am 100% okay with them suspending him for this, even if literally every recent nut-shot Draymond did was unintentional. At some point, punishments need to be meted out so he learns he needs to change whatever wild bullshit he’s doing that constantly lands his appendages into opponent testicles.

This is precisely why you don’t build a reputation as a Butters-level nutshot artist. Just about anyone else (save for CP3), this is nothing, but Draymond just loves going at and after the D.