I just assume that everyone in Florida is committing some sort of crime.

One of the most fun things to do is to ruin everybody’s night at the karaoke bar by performing a haunting rendition of a Radiohead b-side, perhaps like Myxomatosis or You and Whose Army?

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

I’ve got nothing but respect for Memphis. Seeing injuries obliterate their team and still end up fighting to win the 7 seed this year was pretty damn impressive.

Nah. This team was pretty awesome. Played with a different lineup almost every night. Compare them to the Houston Rockets who could give two shits even though they have Harden and Howard.

They got an ovation after losing tonight. It was really sweet.

I’m a Grizzlies fan. It’s more like a “Buried Alive” match.

If I were a fan of the Grizzlies I’d be jumping off a ladder too.

Someone tell Dwight there is a perfectly legal substance to enhance grip in situations like this