Exactly.

“...the Cavaliers and Warriors gave us the gloriously competitive game these playoffs have so been lacking.”

That was too close for comfort. He damn near got busted by Ed Rooney. Cameron, Ferris, and Sloane were smart about the whole thing.

The Chappelle specials were filmed 1 and 2 years, then Netflix bought the rights to them. They weren’t created for Netflix.

It was truly his best work. Myself and the room were rolling over in laughter. It isn’t even remotely “unanimous”.

Chiropractors are as much doctors, as I am a second application of vagina glue.

Hyperbole doesn’t help your case. Three to three and a half hours for 60 minutes of football.

It is so easy now to tell when something has been written by a young millennial. Sorry SNL isn’t geared towards “30 seconds or you’ll lose my attention” CollegeHumor.com’esque mediocrity to keep this generation’s ADD from moving on to the next mediocre thing at 32 seconds.

All of these metaphors for how bad the Ravens suck. We get it. You’re clever.

Nm

I actually just started a YouTube channel called “Band Saw Shroomery”.

“It feels like the speaker is built for a specific kind of parent, one who likes to watch their child learn instead of actively participating in their education.”

Does anyone have a handle on where Tommy Lee is?

He was never really in his comfort zone in the shotgun.

Great. So we already shot the wrong Jaguar this week.

*for your loss

It’s rough man. Sorry for loss. I can relate. I lost my brother 8 years ago to suicide. It feels like it’s either been 20 years ago, or two months ago. Timelines get weird after a major loss of a close loved one.

I judge people by how much seminal fluid is detectable in their car.

Mass is mass my friend. They won’t have time to use any actual fighting technique. One swift swing from LeBron to Greens dome and it’s lights out. Green is just mouthy anyway, not fighter. At all.

Man, Bucks9000 is a nice chunk to be bringing in.