This is truly historic.

Yet one more reason I won’t take my girlfriend to a Chris Brown concert.

Well, they say losing weight will make your dick look bigger. I can’t think of a quicker way to lose weight than to be mauled by the tiger you own.

I hope they didn’t get those supplies from room 4403.

My right to bears supercedes your right to judge. Besides, you can easily sneak a bear in to any place by putting a “PHISH” T-shirt on it and telling people that it’s your vegan roommate Serenity. She goes to Portland Community College online.

Vibes

That’s why all of the Kardshians must be put down.

If only the man had another python, he could have used it to stop this python.

This python was just on edge because of too much java. I give the bite a C++.

“We’ll find things within our dugout, within our equipment, just to rally us up, and we’ll just be crazier with our voices than we’ve needed to be.”

Ah... I see. I must be confused.

I never claimed Mensa candidacy. I said my family was, and it’s just simply true. I don’t know what else to say about that. I believe based on the last standardized test I took, I would qualify, as it’s simply being in the 98th percentile. But I have no interest in the title, and neither did any of my family.

Who’s family? Mine? Amusing.

That would be a neat counterpoint, if the point of my counterpoint hadn’t been strictly to contradict Ron Elway’s comment about the age of Bernie voters, and his implication that it’s only millennials voting for Bernie.

That’s an unfair characterization.

I’m all for him using the same corrupt system everyone else uses if his goal is to let the system “play itself” by him reforming it once he has the resources to do so.

Lol. Nice try, but millennials aren’t the only ones voting for Bernie.

We Americans have to endure Drake. It’s simply too much to ask us to endure your anthem as well. It’s one or the other.

As far as a single word meaning that something wouldn’t be possible to comprehend, “incomprehensible” would be the word that would describe that most accurately.