I feel like if the most recent recorded statement from a deceased person expressed the practice as “demonic”...

Andy Serkis will play the Keiser of Germany and it will be excellent.

Sounds like Ol’ Richard De Calne, Dick to his friends, was just spinning stories to explain his two new servants and the pile of dead Flemish peasants out back.

The mere fact that there is a Perfect Strangers/Family Matters shared universe makes it the clear front runner.

But you could combine all those things into one magical place... call it BaltiMORE! Have all your favorite characters from The Wire hangout there and drink and laugh and generally have a fun time.

Didn’t Moby claim to have been a member of Flipper even though the band denies this? Did that ever get sorted out?

I’m deanlited to see this here! 

So I’m hearing something about porn star and hush money now.

Who is Michael Jacksons evil twin from the shadow dimension?

While my initial comment was standard issue AVC snark, it does make me happy to hear Jazzy Jeff is still doing good and getting his props.

Good for Will Smith, but where is Jazzy Jeff, does he still DJ? These are the stories the kids want to know!

Now is the time to be buying stock in brown liquors.

A pack of wild dogs will attack and kill a wounded member.

I know little about this Nation other then they have a weirdly high ratio of kickass bands to people, but good for these folks. Shows spirit.

BM. They’ll be happening when he has a B.M.

A wiser fella once said, sometimes you eat the donkey sauce, and sometimes, well, the donkey sauce eats you.

There was a guy
An under water guy who controlled the sea
Got killed by ten million pounds of Donkey Sauce
From New York Time Square.

But Fonzie actually did jump that shark and it was fucking awesome.

Hey Duncan Hines, why don’t you read this and learn how to make some real brownies:

Because my areas only ISP sucks so bad, I go to the library still. They have a massive endowment and buy basically every new TV and Movie DVD that isn’t shit, also Entourage.