That video had sweet guitars, dirt bikes and anti-fascist themes. Sounds like those youth had their shit together.

That’s the photo of a man who’s pooped his pants and is looking for a way out.

If I can shove spaghetti in bread and call the bastard a sandwich, then hotdogs can have a place at the sandwich table.

I thought someone was getting a panda drunk and was curious why Netflix was getting involved. Clicked on the article and my mind just kinda... kicked back.

If you have Swansons pyramid of greatness hanging in your office in a non ironic way, you are a sociopath and comedy is lost on you.

Mayonnaise is a mixture of oil and egg, whipped to a tangy cream. It might as well be Greek food and it won’t be had in this house.

Having seen an episode of “Oz” in the 90's while staying at a hotel with HBO, Mike is very much looking forward to prison. A fact he keeps telling Mother over nightly dinners of noodles and butter, hold the butter.

The company should sell these collectible items and throw a pizza party for the employees, but at a better pizza place.

If the company thought like you they’d still be open.

Paramount: “would you like the mustache on or off?”

Breakast: Toast with runny eggs

Dark, gritty, lots of smoke and haze. The hobbits have tattoos and totally bad attitudes. Get some dubstep soundtrack and the directorial team from Spartacus on Starz.

The louver (“housing covering the radiator Wow!”) deflects down to keep dust and water off the radiator fins, it has nothing to do with heat rising. Not sure why he was cranky about that.

Exactly, “photograph” isn’t awful because of lack of talent or writing or anything. It’s awful because it’s boring but just catchy enough to be everywhere.

I knew there was a reason I dug this guy.

Also no President Dee-bo and no McDonalds on the sides of high rises? No deal!

It says the photo is Getty images. Is he in the show or does he do stock photos on the side? I’m really confused and genuinely curious.  

It’s time the mouse got a taste of his own cheese.

I hope the staff can find new work quickly. This shit is an enemy of the free press.

Soon?