Perfectly normal. So patriotic he can’t confine it to just one country. Definitely not a flight risk.

Manafort gets knocked off by Russian hooker/agent in first 5 minutes of movie.

Statue of Liberty Wendy Williams passing out was actually kinda scary to watch even knowing she was going to be ok. Never fun to see that happen.

I hope justice was delivered by the swift sure foot of a child to his shin bone.

I believe he’s going as that old jack-o-lantern that is still outside rotting around Christmas time. 

Some of us get off on that drip coffee. If you drop a 9v battery in the pot at the beginning of the day and just let it simmer all morning, add some MSG to taste... well you got what we around the office call a “manic monday”.

He’s a human Baskin & Robbins whose flavor of the week is miserable shit.

Remember when sugar free gummie bears made water spray out our asses and all we could do was laugh and laugh all night?

No worries, whiskey is still available.

But the ads said Millennials were changing the way wine was bought and drank? Do the ads lie?

This will indeed be Dainiel Day Lewis’s last role as Daniel Day Lewis has just been a role played by esteemed method actor Frank Stallone.

Yeah, exactly!

It’s not even to scale... George Lucas is spinning in his grave.

Way to wedge that in there.

Now you got me wondering what the your first two favorite training things were?

So he even bullies the Christians... how are they going to try and reconcile this one on the right to make him look good. Or maybe they just ignore it like usual.

Oh shit Ramzy Nasrallah! My phone just burst into flames that burn was so scorching. And it’s not even a Samsung. I hope Newt reads that one.

Well, the 9370k a week he makes while driving his Alfa Romero is the real perk.

At least he’s playing The Surf ballroom during the warm months.

“No thank you”