I find his current look far more shocking then the 90's look.

Not to argue with the man, it was a painful injury for someone just trying to entertain the people, but I went back and watched that video. He jumped his left leg up on the rigging right before it fell. Hes right, it wasn’t properly secured. But he knows he tried to climb it. It’s fine, we’ve all been there. Pinned…

Much like the T-800 he is far too stupid to ever give up.

Or maybe Prof Farnsworth.

Are the kids still gleaming cubes? I thought they were hip hopping and doing the PlayStations now.

I heard on Sportscenter he had watched Lawrence Welk reruns in the ride over and he had a visible erection and Mother made him leave early because erections are not allowed on Sundays and other days.

I’m sorry, you’ll have to rap that through the twitterhole to participate in this corporate event.

Way to go Tyrese, you’ve ruined another Thanksgiving dinner at the Furious household. Make yourself a plate and go eat in your room.

Waste of a good lock. We just set them a drift in stormy seas. More poetic that way.

So we’ve gone back to trial by combat. Carl Weathers was busy, so America picks... George Foreman as our champion.

If back in 1997 you’d told me that in 20 years Marilyn Manson would be crushed to death beneath giant prop guns, i’d have said “no, he’ll probably only sprain his ankle.”

Great, now when I go and order 3 Big Macs, 2 mcChickens, 4 large fries, 2 sundays, and whatever pork products you have, people are going to assume I’m a high filthy stoner.

Not to put the blame on you, but why not just move out of the way?

Unclenched Anus will no longer be covered under the GOP healthcare plan.

If it wasn’t true they couldn’t have accepted money to promote it for the past month, you know, free market and all.

A small bug with a light bulb screwed in its ass. Or so school house rock lead me to believe.

Finally the horrors can end. May the victims Rest In Peace.

You’re doing gods work Reposted AX7. Gods work.

“We focus so much on the unfortunate ones who died. What this movie focuses on is the survivors, the ones who absorbed the goat balls and gained super-sexual goat powers. I want to tell their story, because it’s also my story.”

But hasn’t that pile been there years, long before the kinja switch?