I’d like to wish them all good luck, and remind them that nobody is counting on them.

That’s the same face she made when she found out what her brother did to that dog.

Volume is turned down on video at work, but I can assume Andrew WK is now working at a light manufacturing facility?

If it slips in dish water and short circuits, do I have to hire a guide to traverse the wasteland to get to the factory to acquire another? Is there just a hard reset button and a customer service number?

“Hey Babe, have you defragged your storage drive and gotten those drivers upgraded?”

So your saying if I spread RATM on my lawn it will encourage turf growth? Or do I not understand similies?

Despite rumors, nothing is flatlining. Everything is fine. It’s supposed to be like this. Everything is fine. Have you seen these sweet deals? When actually find an article to click, it may not even be an AVC article, and that’s great! It’s totally fine. Just great.

What does the other kid from Growing Pains have to say? Has to be better than this stool.

This isn’t a conspiracy, it’s part of the plot of the films.

Stop saying that every time we are in public. It embarrasses me.

Spoiler Alert!

You are all Newswires in the Kinjaverse!

Corruption and half naked women? Not in my bloodsport!

It’s like a phone booth from the future! Where everyone is only 5'2".

He has already addressed her lack of ethics in covering the cootie epidemic.

That header photo was the last known image of the former 90's rock star.
Now, on a cold winter night, folks round here swear they can hear nasally cries echo through-out the valleys.

Why that little white baby grew up to be Jeff Sessions.

11% mail in rebate on those chains. That should be enough to fill budget shortages this quarter in the army of the dead payroll.

Have a huggalo and some hot coco in a muggalo.

-Backyard wrestling skills.
-Willingness to throw own shit at opponents.
-Already have a solid battle cry.
I solidly vote Juggalo in this match up. Whoop whoop my painted allies. May you enjoy your day in the capital.