Christie: " Are they booing me?
Advisor: "No Sir, that's mooing. They're mooing you. It's a compliment."

The Pussyfiends have the borish manners one would expect from Yalies.

I can dig it

I would personally love to see the rise of a serious and organized juggalo political party. I'd rather engage in a discussion with a rapping clown on budgeting and social service issues than a trumpy.

Juror 5074: "If it pleases the court, we move to skip the trial phase of these proceedings and head straight to the booting."
The Court: "….Sustained!"

"I'm not going to vote to kill thousands of my own constituents"
This sounds like weak RINO talk to me.

Great write up! I loved this album and just put it back on my car player a couple of months ago.

Here's my question about Kinja. Will it effect our ability to bring the subject of masterbation into any conversation? If so, I'm out.

How could I forget

Tim Allen's dildos are the most classy, most powerful dildos available at Home Depot

Wait… That strap-on is a lawn mower? I've been using it wrong all these years.

Not to bring science into a GJI article, but you really don't want to fly a para-glider over burning land, temperature induced updrafts and all.

Rabble dabble doo and woohoo holiday… uh huh… yeah.

Mark it on the board folks, August 7th, 2017. The day America became great again, if only for half a minute while being escorted into the back of a police cruiser.

10 years and 10,000 lies.

You'd think they'd shear the sheeple before canning them, but not in trumps America. Just a can full of fucking green slime wool.

Spicer was the Bunnyman all along! Open your eyes people!

Must make the bullshit taste like sugar.

Shakes 8-Ball…

It's time to grab some goddamn brooms and run these fuckers right out of town!