"Bro, like, um, the Germans are coming from like, over there, and, um…, we need to like, stop them?"
-Dialogue from my screen test for Dunkirk

I looked up this Cole's. Its an Australian Company. Makes sense now why the dogs wouldn't touch it. They were just waitin' for the baby.

Yes Please!

I brake for squirrels, not little rich CEO's.

The best he can get is stevie ban-non in the back of the room flickering the light switch.

"The warm golden lighting should cascade down Mr Trumps face, spilling across his shoulders and chest. A warm light that covers everything in a healthy flow of lumens… "

*Finishes spraying can of Mooch-B-Gone around room*
"That outta do it"

He went home to fetch his fucking shinebox and when he came back he found the door was locked and the sign read "No Mooch Club"

Yes on all points! Frontline and the others should be shown in high schools. Very well done journalism made to encourage discussion.

And donnie always smells of spoiled cookie dough, sending the cookie beast into a holy rage.

Masterbation.
That is the correct use.

Someone, somewhere, is totally misusing a monkey's paw.

The nineties, for all the things I still like, will forever be to me remembered as the vanilla backlash to the 80's and grunge known as Eddie Bauer, GAP, Banana Republic, etc.

Never heard that one so I'll agree.

"Good Lord?!"
- Ben Wyatt

I'm a nineties person too, and I think it's blasé because it feels like it went away for a few years, then nostalgia set in and it's back. Just burned out on general "90's" thing seems inevitable.

I'm actually watching Parks & Rec right now and Ben just whined about which REM albums the DJ had. Still made me laugh audibly after so many rewatches. I trust Adam Scott as a comedic actor.

the "Sounds of Silence" is most definitely playing in his head in that photo.

At least give us a spin-off multicam sitcom about a couple of hoopleheaded cocksuckers living in Yankton.

Birds won't eat from it if you piss on it.