What in the jumping Jesus on a pogo stick is with that about! I didn't know anyone who had heard Spiderland who didn't at least find it good, if not amazing.

I started singing 311 to a friend a month ago and they threatened to hit me. It's really the butthole of butt rock.

Kind of. It is marketed more to men, but it does taste a little different (better imo) then Diet Coke.

If it dissolves steel nails, they will drink it…

The Re-Showering

In obtaining my Eagle Scout award I learned many valuable lessons. One was to take the BSA and the leaders for a grain of fucking salt. The national leadership out of Dallas are the definition of the New American Facist Movement and have been attempting to push hate for decades. The local troops will reflect the image…

I didn't believe I had ever heard a Justin Bieber song, then the station on at work announced that the previous song had indeed been Mr Bieber. It didn't sound like what I expected his music to sound like. It was all robotic sounding going "mmm biddy bop bop bop biddy bop bop bop" when I thought it would be more "ooh…

I put 10 dollars she rage chokes 3 dogs tops, then resigns before strangling the fourth.
Family traditions and all.

Did Donnie leave the gate open and he wandered off? But a pack of Big Red out for him. When he's ready, he'll come home.

If reading was on the test, none of us would be here.

Priced gasoline?
Well look at the fancy man who is to good to suck gas out of your boss's honda civic…

If this little shit pulled this in a working class neighborhood, we'd just burn his fucking house down.
Hey Rich neighbors, you could learn something from us…

Its ok T.Rex, we've all embarrassed ourselves in front of Jeff Goldblum a time or two.

But the T.Rex does dance right out of the womb, or egg as it would be.

The day he feels even a flicker of shame is the day his head goes "Scanners" on us.

So what if the man sucked a clowns penis? The GOP is a big tent.

Who knows, the Man has spent a lot of time in East Europe. Maybe she's a love child? Inquiringly stupid minds want to know!

I hope he shames his Son in the worst way:
"Eric is the new Don Jr. Don Jr, youre the new Eric."

Hopefully he's to busy self incriminating himself this night on twitter to notice.

What if God was one of us, just a slob who doesn't get the kids these days, what with their memes and wheelie shoes…