"We shall make a meme so dank, the gods will notice us again"

I remember those commercials from the header image. One of the first things that made a young me start to actively dislike the mainstream culture of the time. Congrats GAP

Can a fox or a raccoon make you a mixed drink?
The humans of Conquest saw their opportunity and took it.

Cut him some slack. As a child he was beaten with sausages by a cruel deli owner, he takes these things very seriously now.

This article misses the point entirely. You don't avoid the tears when cutting onions, you let them flow. They are the ambrosia water that flavors the best dishes.
I cried on everything when I worked at Applebee's.

The B.o.o.B. Robot has gone haywire. Someone just needs to stick a straightend paper clip in the little hole at the base of his neck for a hard reset.

I want to enroll in whatever community college english department those people in the header image teach at!

For an ironman competition, there was a lot of old jellyroll left out on that beach.

Can I just give my money directly to Partners in Health or do I have to buy a shitty t-shirt?

I remember the first "witch hunt" against that show in the late 90's, due to the vulgar language. They sure powered through that and made a fortune from doing it.
I think the little town of South Park has run it's course and Parker just wants to blame others instead of admitting they have been producing sub-par…

Scott Walker captures run-away slaves from the cheese mines and returns them for a bounty paid in curd.

Prison!

I'd vote for Johnny Pornseed. The Pornseed are a very powerful family

I learned from hand-me down or found porn mags, something these kids will never appreciate.
***goes back to hiding porn all over town***

Sinclair forced our local CBS affiliate to go dark when Dan Rather read the list of the first 500 dead soldiers in the war, in the early 2000's.
This was an unspeakable act then and I've never forgotten or forgiven it. They have no business being involved in our public airwaves.

A steamed vagina? Is this some sort of Albany saying?

I heard that too, but no biggie, just cheaper then buying baby food.

i'll just assume those pigs were in the truck because they were on a fun field trip to the city, before returning to their free-range farm upstate where they hang out with talking dogs.

That's some good old fashioned frontier trash talking, and I for one am glad our children had the chance to hear it.

Look in those eyes… he's on something, but it's not good.