"Still warm" you mean?

The header image looks like he either just saw his parents having sex or got busted by the wife with his dick in a warm melon.
You pick.

Everyone but ABC knows you can't use a blunt weapon on slime and a edged weapon will just spilt the slime. Good call on the fireball.

You know, I used to have one of those. Gave the darn thing to Goodwill because I could never figure what it was good for. Learn something new everyday.

I was hoping it was another weird crossover where Gumby meets Superman in a gritty battle to the death.

I picked up a 6'er of Sierra Nevada's Triple IPA for a once a year treat. Runs at 9.4% though, so need to balance with water and session beers.

I'm Rob Lowe, and this is my son Down Lowe, and my other son Swing Lowe.

Thank you for this description of a type of music I just couldn't accurately describe.
Oh there's drums and guitars, but this ain't rock music.

He disabled the children. Paying for the care of their animals is the least he could do.

The Bluths probably had something to do with the work slow down on the second DeathStar.

Johnny Dark-Side? He screen tested too scary for the kids.

I just hope the movie has a good narrator. The prequels had bad narration and look how that turned out.

I was terrified and confused by the headline. Then after reading the article, saddened that the future will not arrive in my town.

Is this the Tommy Lee guy who drove the boat with his penis?

He doesn't want to be here, but he won't quit, because then those smart ass internet people would be right. So Tommy marches on.

Too sexy for this list

Once Ted molts he'll look like a human male as designed, just wait and see.

The Sexkik family had their name changed at Ellis island. Before that they were known as the Fuckstomps.

May the gods curse him with a 1000 kidney stones
***spits on ground***

Nature finds a way?