"I know it's not correct, but this is how I give handjobs…"

When the snack companies take the shame out, it leaves a bitter taste.

But Ruffles are vegan boss!

I looked up that 10/27/04 reference. That's a deep cut right there. Memories heal slower then flesh and bone.

Say Hello to Heaven has always been a favorite of mine.
Soundgarden was a soundtrack to high school.
Goodnight Mr Cornell

I dont know a goddamned thing about these movies, but good for her.
Got to take pride in your work.

I ended up getting compliance duties dumped on me as a shipping temp out of college, for a large molding and tooling factory.
Logistics companies were great help, our engineers though… wow.
I feel for ya.

7.

The fact you call them that means youre not ready for the office of POTUS…

I loved the 4th season but only after multiple viewings and being a big fan of the show. All the complaints about it as pretty valid.

He just has to suck up all the hardness his father-in-law gives him.

I did get a weird charge for 2 briefcases on my tax return.

How do you exercise your navel?
I put a beer can on mine, then try to balance it there.

Just give us the damn fireworks show we want!

You mean a papa johns pizza box?

While I already own several pitchforks due to my Midwest location, I visited the Home Depot this weekend to purchase torches.
Gonna be a fun 2018 election season

Which type of ship is named after a gaggle of anonymous assholes?

I thought he just looked at the photos while getting his pump on.

USS Commentators should be a submarine

"Gotta fuck something…"
-The GOP