Did someone ever check to see if thier lungs weren't black before they went in?
Can we really blame coal, this sooty beautiful mineral, for what could be a pre-existing problem?

My box of bees was gift of honor and gratitude

It's a puff of dust, no moisture to spare…

Open up your heart and let the rap shine in!

TrumpWorld: it's where you go once you disappear up your own ass.
And we've all front row seats

You stupid bastards finally went and done it

Missing is the time one of slimefucks looked straight into the camera after reporting on the rising rates of non-Caucasians in America and said "You know what this means people, We need to start having more babies."
Couldn't spell out their shit-lord agenda any better than with their own words.

Those graphics look great for being released on the SNES

You've got my vote! Whatcha running for?

He's still a turtle that the other turtles ignore and call an asshole.

McConnell looks like a female turtle, to no ones surprise.

You've met her several times. She's standing right there…

Stop calling it a "one-eyed orphan" in public.

I've got some questions: How does one leave a bong burning? Why put this burning bong in the trash?

I take It Can Be Two Things Boulevard everyday. It is both the quickest way across town and yet the slowest street due to all the traffic.

Hey, Jealousy is what I'm feeling looking at Bannons handsome blossoms

To be fair, Eastern PA is as shitty as Ohio as well.

Western?

I hope he punches all his enemies to death, just like in the Disney version.

I loved this video and have been a YLT fan for decades, but I still gotta wonder if that Johnny Wurster kid ever found his goddamned burrow owl? Any updates on that? Last I heard he was looking up in trees.