I've described them as the Skeksis from Dark Crystal many times. Sure I'm not the only one.

"Sauntered" would be more accurate

I've never seen one of these films, but that header picture has me rethinking that decision. I know exactly what to expect.

Donkey sauce DOES melt steel beams!!!

CSPAN is getting good these days!

Foamy Orange Shit is the worst flavor of Jelly Belly. Like why even make it?

Yes, she was in London and misplaced her money clip. Very tragic.

He did 30 Rock, so maybe.
"I'm getting too old for this shhhhhh noise that comes from this pipe"

Is it going to be a gritty remake involving an ivory dealer and an elephant being punched to death? The American movie going public needs to know.

If it's too blurry, you're too old!

Oh Bradley Cooper is very real, I assure you.

My Toterola already catches fire, thats why they come in a six-pack.

I miss Joe Strummer

What if the spiders live in a right-to-work state? Or what if the bodies they are supposed to eat get shipped over seas?

And it takes place in Minnesota. Why?
Because North Dakota was just missing that week? Likely story.

"Flo Rida is going to Jackson, and he's gonna mess around"

The intro music to this video is sweet ass shit. Real chill vibe.
Paul would approve

My shitty comments are directly hooked up to the city's municipal waste system.

"It's such a shame he was eaten by those wild dogs in 2018, we could have used his leadership in the second Cola Wars."

Technically I'm working right now, combined with time spent grooming and pooping, my day is full. This petition will have to be handled by the next poor bastard.