I like to believe that bald eagle was sent from another dimension by the ghost of John Adams and that it will continue to show up to peck and harass Donnie through-out his term.

To Minnesota! The oxen will have us there in a fortnight.

Because she's not a Frenchman but just a dirty robot?

Mr Khateeb and the first responders featured in this doc are the exact people we do need in this country.
Enough of this

"Golden Grahams, Classiest cereal. This close to finishing the maze on the back"

It's like Jon is having an existential crisis, I loved it.

Dairy farmers add Bing to the feed to increase production and create lovely floral aromas in the milk

The mere fact someone refers to it as bing tells me they're not ready

Are you being serious? Because I know people that watch porn and they should know this!

What makes a man search Bing? Lust for gold? Power? Or was he just born with a heart full of Bing?

Some of us day-drink at home while others continue to day-drink at work?

Lets show some fucking respect for President's Day and not discuss the current mistake for one day.
Then tomorrow we go back to trying to induce Donnie Pisspants into a rage stroke. But today, today we drink.

Someone taught him how to use SurveyMonkey!

More like Donnie invites the Russian Military to patrol the streets of Urban America for "cost saving reasons"
Worst Red Dawn reboot ever

Give both 30 minutes and your dealing with the same shit

A little acting, some hitchhiking, a dabble of the occult and two terms in the House of Representatives. The man stays busy.

My buddy spends all this money on home automation. Now it takes him 30 seconds to turn on a TV or light and his phone runs his life. Fun Future Elon!

The man could only be aroused in the outdoors. Another sad victim of the woods porn generation, forever lost without that breadcrumb trail to the nearest adult book store.

It should be in a museum!
The National Found Porn Museum going up on the Mall to be exact.

Somewhere on this site is a long discussion of "woods porn" in a comment section. It was one of the first things I read on this site and it hooked me.