That orangutan was last seen drinking hard and tearing up some motor bikes outside Bakersfield.

So much fun can happen in a well constructed wood shed…

A Tale of Two Mikes: An Erotic Journey into the Heart of Darkness

Not counting my Civ 4 addiction, it was an 8 bit Nintendo for me. I like the new systems, but more to watch others play Star Wars.

Pence had to take him out back to the wood shed first for discipline

Yeah!!!!!
-Alice

This handy pie chart shows how many of his fifteen minutes remain in green.
Yes, the chart is completely red. Meeting adjourned

The social pressure to wear laced shoes in my kindergarten class was unbelievable. I remember having to learn to tie laces using that rhyme about the rabbit and the tree after like the first month due to wanting to fit in.
Look where it got me, hanging out on the AV Club on a Monday instead of pretending to do work.

Not that funny once a shoe lace needs re-tying

Trump won't eat truth from the spoon unless you make airplane motor sounds. Everyone knows the hangar remains closed.

As a home building/repair professional, this is the best show for homeowners to watch. Always better to just learn how on any small project.

"Gee-Whiz @avclub-e46fa50c967edb3d8391cc2fa53f6c6f:disqus, I'm just lil' old turtle, not some fancy college tortoise. All I want is a bite of nice crunchy lettuce."
-Mitchell "This Stupid" McConnell

Satan wants nothing to do with Bannon's awful shit

Even Ike would come out of the woodwork to punch him in his ugly face.

When civilization rebuilds, the ancients will read the views of TheVmaster500 and his words will heal a wounded planet.
Good find AX7 Fan.

And several dozen more generations of grandchild who never seem to call.

See, flat is what I was thinking

Oh Thank God! It did clear up after several treatments at Marcus Bachmann's Cabin, I mean Clinic.

I got a vaccination against Hulkmania and caught the Autism.

It sure can, my Man!