Thats my bet in the death pool. Hands off!

I prayed for this…and NOAA answered my prayers

Don't Fall on Me has been striking a chord with me lately

Fred Rogers taught us to speak for ourselves and to always stand up for what's right.
He gone, but if he succeeded, then we will carry his voice forward. Not just through this crisis, but in every day of our lives.
Fred Rogers was exactly were we needed him.

They have one, it's just called the chicken sandwich.

This is why no one calls me, right?

Does that come with breadsticks or is that extra?

I thought this was a review about a indie rock band named Staying Vertical, and based on the header image, I assumed I would probably like them.
In my head, Big dude in the little hat still plays a mean drum kit.

I think you're biased.

That's great you have all the cities listed that the shows are in, but who are they taking as dates?

When she holds her breath she triples in size

Day One with new time machine: Kill Hitler
Day Two: Go back in time to stop young Jared Leto…

Watching a piss-show

We've got a WWII gap here people!

Being born with that unfortunate name is enough, i don't want to pile shit on him

Did you buy my used car? I had that model, I glued a little digital clock to the dash

The history books will talk about this snub.
Haha, kidding, books will be used for fuel by end of February.

Do they have it on cassette though? I'm asking for my '97 Toyota Tercel.

Fuck me, Kid Rock is gonna pop outta nowhere and start screaming "His name is POUUUU…POTUS!" as he takes the oath. Shit

I hope in the future inauguration events can be considered more apolitical celebrations, but this one feels different. He and his ilk crossed lines that are unforgivable.