Or preforming a spoken word opera about pear shaped women

And hopefully dies of the resulting priapism

"Very Good Matthew, now if you'd pronounced it that way the first time.."

The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore Michael Bay. They think he's a righteous dude.

Are you a fly on the wall at Trump Tower right now? I think that's our new national security policy

Did you ask him to "Feel it, Feel it"?

I kinda pulled a "Kanye" at my local diner theatre awards diner when I proudly announced that I didn't vote but if I had it would have been for Trump while I was floating above the gathered Applebees patrons on a suspended platform.

Now I really want to see Def Baratheon Comedy Jam to fill the time before season 7

He was knocked off by Hulu. Conspiracy! I said it, so its true…

Her?

They were in a Little Fury, Things were running behind and the interns would soon Feel the Pain

"THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?"

I'm hourly so this doesn't bother me all that much.
Now the tides of rising fascism, that bothers me some…

"Twist away the gates of steel" - I play that riff for any doubters and if they can't hear it then no use trying.

Stopped me dead in my tracks when I first heard it. Thanks for the reminder

I laugh, I vomit, I laugh some more. I cry, I sleep. Good Job Internet

Someone needs to look into the missing pets around fattydude's house. I think we got ourselves a live wire

Who can forget that classic Neil Young track "Horse with No Name"

You're not seeing the forest through the trees. I'm a radish that can form half-assed sentences in English. And that's something

Why is anything what it is? We just have to move past it