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Worthy Radish
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I still sing that song everytime I see portobello burgers on the menu… "streets where the riches of ages are sold…"

"Which one of you kids stole the feather from my hat?"

What a weirdo! I just fold the bastard up and shotgun it

No, omelette begins after conception but before I go back to bed

"Hold this firecracker, dummy"

He wasn't talking about you Adriarslater… go back to bed

He only drinks pure, distilled water laced with copious amounts of cocaine, PCP, drano and wee hint of cayenne pepper to get him through the day

Things got ruff for a minute but that guy rolled over like a good boy

Even if it is economic concerns, I'm in the same boat as them and I think they were selfish as hell to vote for those empty promises

I did not know and I'm not sure that I wanted to know. All I can think of is that image of footless and heartless horses walking around horsey heaven and being like "Shit"

So that how skynet wins, it asks the future president to draw "Nuclear Launch Code" while he's dicking around one day in the near future

Pardon You? You were already pardoned!

Draw "Complex Human Emotion File 23" in twenty seconds…

I'm swimming in that shame pool as well

Remember when the Bernie Goetz would soak through the bread and just become a gooey blob? I hated that

Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo!

The original style is good as hell for frozen pizza but turns to shit like all other frozen pizza when you save for leftovers.
The Italian style kind of holds up for a day or so.
This concludes Leonard's YouTube review of DiGiorno brand frozen pizzas

These are the Daves I know, I know…

-Donnie Trumpkins, King of the Honkies, 1st of his Name

She was my favorite newsperson and I had been missing her on Newshour the last several weeks. This is a sad passing