When you open the book, it just reads "nothing" over and over for 300 pages

*starts a saucy race riot that can only be quenched with love*

I've been blinded by love in weaponized form

I tell my friend's Amazon Alexa to fuck itself every chance I get. Just doing my part to fight Skynet

I was the same kid. I've always loved maps and enjoyed being navigator in games like metroid and link as much as playing.

Finally, some peace and harmony in my head. Thanks Tribe

I studied that Metroid manual as a child like it was the bible, looking for clues to help me find my way through. Turns out the one true book was Nintendo Power and its holiest of holy maps

Not the end, but a hell of a gut punch

Xanax allowed me to calm down enough to begin thinking this bastard out. Best thing we can do is keep giving back to those in need and continue to stand against knee-jerk populism. And order more Xanax, need to add that to the list…

Puked a few times, didn't feel better, but was amused by the fact that it was the first time ive been physically ill by an election. So I got that going for me

I thought the height of white privilege was the separate and not equal justice systems as well as the difference in life expectancy and incomes, but hey…. straws. Aren't facebook friends the best

How about we stop saying via The Daily Beast. Pretty much everyone agrees the term's moment has passed.

I like the idea that the KKK is just a coping group for people suffering from aggravated asshole syndrome.

Uh, I too would like to apologize for my uh, particular ethnic and gender status…

How do I play Civ?
Naked, alone, and for hours on end

I watched that whole clip and I'm not sure if it for or against racism, not sure I'll ever know

So I'm taking the kids out to a viewing of the new Pete's Dragon, seems like they've changed the setting to rural Vermont…still waiting for the Dragon to show up…Jesus Christ…

But the speed with which he produced the fart would be stunning and he would make it seem simple and fun

Jacques Pepin could enter a cook off against any Food Network host, simply fart on a plate, and he would walk away with the blue ribbon

I only watch Create and occasionally PBS for the news or Nova/Nature. No one understands how I don't have cable or streaming internet at home, but I would never watch them because Create is generally good stuff over half the day and free!