I feel after 5 minutes in the same room as pumpkinhead, Johnny would have stomped his nuts into the floor, but that might be the Halloween whiskey talking
Happy Halloween everyone!

1)It was Donald Trump Jr
2) It was sour skittles
3) He proved something about being a dick

Goes in mouthhole=food

Come on Internet, don't just trust the science, try it out for yourself!

In that picture, it looks like his tomato soup lunch isnt sitting well. I hope he shits himself in anger one day soon, preferably while at a podium giving one of his hate speeches.
Then we laugh and laugh all night…

Very true. In fact, I believe he insulted Earth with that one

You think daddy whipped him good the time he caught lil' donnie wearing his white robe out in the mud? Probably had some lasting effects on the poor kid

Has he insulted his children? Because there's a group that deserves it

All the money in the world and the one thing lil' donnie could never buy: friends

Strange, I and many of my friends hate his guts, but he's never attacked white males as a group. He probably agrees with me.

Hot Pie and Sir Ilyn Payne will meet and pay tribute to "My Dinner with Andre" for an entire episode.
HBO gets weird with the last couple of seasons

Can I have his seats?

Stephen Foster used a similar approach in favor of slavery back in the 1850's

She thought at worse it was fools gold, but it turned out to be gilded shit nuggets.

I thought it was Mason Reese and I was about to ask why he was crying?

Lumberg? She's gonna be harassed by Lumberg?

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
-Donald Trump
(really any quote in the show applies to that buffoon)

Even the former conservative President of Mexico hates "that fucking cornballer"

I only own Seamonsters by Wedding Present but I've been listening to it almost twice a week for two years now. It's incredible

For the last time, that's not my house, my garden or even a real garden. This is an Olive Garden and you're cut off from the breadsticks