At least horse shit can help things grow. This toxic shit is just toxic

He's soiled the Bush name!

“Hopefully it’s for the best. I’m not worried about either of them going on to success.”
Read in the voice of Dr Evil, the context flips

The only thing better would be if Jesus Christ himself returned to call Ronald Reagan an asshole

He had to give Lil' Stevie Van Zandt away in a trade with Chicago on his first contract. He got him back in a mid-season trade

The bear in the header image has butthole eyes

He'd have 10,000 defective "Make America Great Hats" made up and have Charlie sell them outside a rally.

Trump (while holding up a photo of a naked boy):"Who is the government to say we can't have tasteful artistic nudes"

Mac by a mile. Franks seems apolitical as long as hes making money and getting weird with his time left on earth.

"JImmy Fallon was repeatedly punched in the balls by a talented individual"

What about Trumped up Cumsters?

I'm sorry. "Made love to death by a pack of well mannered canines" Is that better?

Give me a call when he's fucked to death by a pack of wild dogs. That would be a great job internet.

Bloomfield?

Carefully?

Worst Nine Inch Nails lyrics ever

I clicked thinking Rihanna could play the banjo? I need to read headlines better, but this article turned out to be much more interesting anyhow

I've used that excuse on public buses, and yet no one leaps to my defense then.

Capt Crook has an upside down cross in the header picture even though McDonaldland was founded as a nation for Christian Cheeseburgers.

Backup musicians don't need friends, just gigs and whisky