I had to look that reference up. Thanks! I learned about an interesting artist I'd like to know more about and I got to appreciate a really sweet burn!

Cheetos is having a contest that you send in pictures of your cheeto if it looks like something.
I sent a picture of trump and said my cheeto looked like an asshole and demanded my money back.
To my surprise I recieved a check for a $1.29.

You can harass a single person so that others who agree with that person feel compelled to keep silent for fear of a similar attack. Sounds like a form of terror to me.

Quite a lot actually. It's a fascinating read…

Absolutely! Threats to our national security have always come from domestic as well as abroad. The domestic threats have always seemed far scarier to me.

Only if administered by the Wu-Tang Clan. But then the right wing would be worried about creeping Shaolin Law.

No it doesn't. You're completely wrong.

Ever put fresh garlic in chex mix thinking you're being all fucking fancy? Shit goes bad real quick

I have however found ash from a joint in mine

Turns out the whole thing was just a hokey religion. Yoda's porn name was "The Force" and somehow it just became a thing of folklore

Don't seek the approval of your peers, it's their loss if they can't find this funny

Yoda's little penis made me laugh way to hard in an office I'm supposed to be doing work in.

Too salty and greasy for my taste

If my patty consists of the flesh of 10,000 cows all ground together, you think they could have gotten it to taste more like beef.

Best call Brendon Fraiser to handle all your Mummy issues.
As for the age difference of the two folks in the articles, what's the big deal? It's eleven years in middle age. Middle age is one long year from 32 to 65, no birthdays.

"Rules don't say nothin' bout no robot dogs. I'll allow it."

ROBOT ARMS RUINED THE SPORT!

And gets some space mining done in the mean time. He's tried the acting and the music, it's time Jared gets a real job

I beat you to it by 29 seconds. That header image has become too much in the last month

Uncle Jessie tries to bang the Gibbler to prove he's not gay but Kirk Cameron gets involved somehow and literally *blows* the whole plan!