OH GODDAMMIT JOEY!
(Joey and Uncle Jessie huff paint and write a song about spiders)

With our mouths?

Shit, my car is totally powered on failed dreams and broken promises. I just have to fill the tank once a year around November

American flags for some, dead puppies for Steve King

Straight up, not making this shit up: His reason for voting against it was as follows (try to follow this shit and understand) : In his belief, it is legal to kidnap and rape an underage girl, as long as you take her across state line to have an abortion done and then return her to where you found her and that is why…

That guy is a crusty shit stain in the underwear of my state. Not my district though, so all I can do is idly stand by and vomit

I honestly don't believe that he did donate to NAMBLA. I've just heard from people who know people but its probably just slandering talk. If there was a form he could provide that would prove these accusations false, I say great. In fact, provide the long form, 1040 with schedule A attached and a 1099 statement and…

No one besides Jeff ever saw that hologram, which begs the question, is there a Chevy Chase ghost running around Hollywood?

Newsradio season 1-4 on DVD is my most cherished possession

I keep hearing these rumors about NAMBLA donations, but yet the Republican nominee remains silent on it. What does he have to hide? If he didn't make the donations, then he should just open up his personal books and put to rest those hurtful rumors once and for all.

Is the Dragon a metaphor for Jesus? Did Pete's parents die of Captain Tripps? These questions keep me up at night. Lets green light this bastard

Thats only one parsec for me, but yeah, they do believe in a lot of hokey religions out here

But it was far, far away, so the film crew had to pass through a lot of galaxies to get there

If Wade Boggs was alive, he'd crack a beer and toast to that

The one where Woody gets drunk and hugs a kitten too tightly…

I think as long as you enjoy the curiosity of it and don't laugh at the sisters themselves it's a fun lark

I'm not saying it's good music, but it is a beautiful weird gem. It's like a glitter train and plowing into a semi carrying whoopy cushions. Fun for everyone but the engineer and truck driver.

Yes, but what are your thoughts on the macarena song/dance sensation of 1996?

Great Job American Judicial System
"If you're not going to suck my cock, i don't want to be here…"

Clean up?