All that masturbating I did to scrambled cable soft-core in the 90's helped form my appreciation of cubism.

Two ankle monitors, ya boy is a question on the bar exam

Well… Zombie Goldwater would have thought: "Brrraaaiiinnss!, Brrraaaiiinss!", then starved to death at the convention.

"We'll just arm the staff and let it work itself out."
-Some Senator (R) TX

I could I forget…need to pull that series out again

When while Moonvest's collection of teeth continues to grow

Most normal man in Florida

This persons tongue has definitely been in the cheek of a monkey, but there is nothing exquisite about it

I want to hear more from the brave bastard that starts mixing clear and dark sodas like a reckless fool. That's a person who I want to see what makes them tick

Well, the T stands for trump, and the P for the American people. And the stripes are tears of blood

ITS NOT DROPED SHEEEPLE!!! ITS IN THERE HANDS TAKING THE PHOTO!!1!!

Very cool. I love celeriac, i've got a couple bulbs going in my garden. With the right facing unit, you could grow cutting celery inside, but you'd probably have to order the seeds online. Good luck souse chef!

Try growing "Cutting Celery". Its the same taste and plant, but it grows like parsley instead of long fibrous stalks

I've had it up to here with Gandhi attacking me, the Roman Empire, with nukes.

How the hell would you even go about doing the underwriting on a bond like that? I could watch a movie of them just shopping liability insurance

You just got hired. We'll give those free-thinking commie nut jobs the ol' Pinkerton kiss-a-roo

If I'm going to earn a living busting anything, it will be the old fashioned American tradition of busting unions.

As my comment history makes painfully clear,
Yes I am

Thats not how edible marijuana works

The song "In a world of Imagination" was how Apple tricked me into working at one of their factories too.