Just pretend its a chicken, better for everyone on the bus

I love Hipster Creed's hit song: With arms ironically open

Trump is the wet spot?

The King of Winter just glares…

That grin is hilariously out of place on a white walker. He needs a cameo on the show

That movie taught me that dynamite will only blacken your skin with ash while destroying a building around you. And gangs are good when composed of white orphans. I hope Tim Conway his also feasting on dumplings cause I assume that's how he was paid

I'm not going to google that one and instead just believe he's alive and enjoying all the dumplings, never bothering to share with those annoying kids

I haven't thought about The Apple Dumpling Gang in 25 years. Fuckin memory lane over here. Did they ever find those dumplings?

I thought they all died at the end of the original? That's kinda what I like about British Shows

I didn't realize you knew Jared Leto. As big a baby as he is, to be fair, it was his candy first.

To easy. It's like screaming snarky comments at fish in a barrel. Next.

I believe New Jack Swing originated in New Jack City, which was across the river from Old Jack City, which lets be honest, was a shithole.

I see my mistake now, but I refuse fix it or admit to it, cause…'merica or somethin'

Sounds like a throwaway New Order track off Rebulic

Gotta be know for something in life, it might as well be that guy who always brings up Cromwell at parties.

Septon Ray called a hedge knight a "hoopleheaded cocksucker" one too many times.

May the Van Hagarites rot in hell! I'm a diamond Dave gnostic personally

Consider this: in 2000 yrs this ass clown could easily have a religion founded in his name. Time is a motherfucker when it comes to these things

She goes undercover at an aviary to steal a bird by posing as a bird. Charlie Day can play her legal representation.

But my childhood was defined by Oceans Eleven and now its being ruined!!!
I had a bad childhood