If you ever find yourself in a Parisian brothel, do not bring up the term "Opposite-Aragorn" or you risk a severe slapping

I'm not bored…
*goes back to playing with self*

Well, His name was Lazarus J. Sheeple, of the Bethlehem Sheeples.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! HE'S A ZOMBIE BY ANY OTHER NAME!!!!

I always hated him because of the roles he played and his name is Dax. Then I grew up and learned what acting is. And the origins of my birth name are pretty trivial too, so who am I to get all high and mighty

As your HR rep I will confirm the answer to be yes, now get back to work

Especially if the North Koreans had introduced some sort of enriched microbrew into the mix

Once i listened as that man tried to sound out the name "Hernandez" backwards for a good minute on air for no reason other than to just hear himself say it.

Hey Harry Carrey, quit thinking out loud and get back to calling the baseball game

And twice as likely to be found on a murder weapon!

I ain't never seen a person get smoked by a doobie, till today

I'm glad there is a no drug policy. This monstrosity is heavy enough sober…

Q:Whats on the other side of the looking glass people?
A: Shit

You know, Captain President, you're not like the other commentators, here on the AV Club. Oh, fine people, don't get me wrong, but they don't know what the aliens are doing to the soil!

And with the price of soda going through the fuckin' roof, I'd say he got a deal

Well, we could splash water on him and hope he melts like the witch from Oz. On the other hand, he might clone himself like a gremlin.
I mean, at least we'd know right?

Bernie is the corner man. He has a gravel yell of things you generally agree with, just wish he had more details to the plan of "make 'em pay Rock"

He wanted 22 crowns for My penis, but talked him down to 17. It took home, washed it off and put it back on. I was happy again, complete.
-Theon Greyjoy

King Missle is not the king that Westeros wants, it's the king that Westeros needs

The Dildo stays still, you vibrate around it