I say we change the constitution and make your four year old the president. I could live with Big Government mandating more nap time.

I'm SE myself, NE Iowa is one of the most beautiful places I've had the pleasure to visit. I too hate the "Iowa ties" thing. It's like someone who was born here and left when they were two, ends up taking a fart somewhere and it ripples back to us like we should be proud of "one of the ones who got out". Speaking of…

As an Iowan who loves living here (East Iowa, not the scary western side), I want to start a campaign to change our slogan to either "A mostly nondescript state" or "We never said it was fucking Colorado, so stop making fun of us."

Bear Country USA is some generally weird shit. Black bears, which are not the most social animal, have formed this functioning pack dynamic. It's about as close as you get to experiencing Planet of the Apes.

I got the tail end of Holland on local college radio in '99. Went home and download the song on Napster and even though I only got the first minute or so, I listened to it everyday for half a year until I finally bought the album. I don't react to music that obsessively before or since.

I've always felt this album was like a sunset, beautiful but why bother trying to describe it, it never comes out right. Thank you for summing up what this work of art is capable of. I've been looking for the words since Y2K was a thing. You did a better job then all the think pieces mentioned above.

I'm singing the lyrics in my head set to the tone and rhythm of "Weed Party" and damn if it doesn't work.

Maybe the white walkers are just out of vodka?

i get punched for looking like Hitler all the time. Granted, the nazi uniform might be in bad taste.

I drank two bottles of Brain Force and all I got was this lousy erection that wont quit. Thanks Infowars

This is just her crafty plan to find a party with free beer. I remember being an internationally famous seventeen year old too.

I for one will be snubbing him at the convention this year

Oddly beautiful image

Sassy and functional

My takeaways from this article are:
1) He is one of those perpetually sweaty people based on that header image
2) Music Video Director is what 25 year old power lifters want to do when they grow up
3) I am extremely out of touch with popular music, like "your Dad" out of touch.

Watch this pivot like Chatroulette and become a haven for the sexually monsterous

Say what you want but "Lemoncakes" was a catchy summer song.

Are these the liner notes to the Biden/Gaga Rap-Metal album that no one asked for yet everyone wants?

Michael The Deathbat 2040: Wield various blades for America!

Well I for one am getting rid of all my Korn cd's ASAP. Thanks Resposted AX7.