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Macklemore+Goatse+Joe Biden= Ugly Kid Joe? Does the math check out?

I did the category Music and my pictures were Mt Everest and Goatse. I puked a little.

I have a pair of wiener twins and minus the ketchup costumes, that is basically what happens every day when I get home. It is my favorite time of day.

As long as those are the only 3 songs I have to memorize and I'm always allowed to perform and record while in the shower, I've got this gig wrapped up.

I vote we call taking a healthy bowel movement a "Nicky Sparks". It's pleasant, tickles your insides and makes you cry, but it's still shit.

Better to walk out on that then to walk into a hotel pool and see that in real life.

Because Darth Maul is bastardman!

It always made me happy to know that Bowie got his Panda back in the end.

Well, he did go to college…

I want to Sects you up?

Well now I'm going to sit at the welcome table, sit at the welcome table one of these days!

That's the way I learned it. I went to an all boys prep school though, so the reenactment was always a little uncomfortable.

Governor Lucas came out to Iowa next and started the "Honey War" with Missouri. I think the guy was just a shitty neighbor.

I cannot express the love I have for these comment boards with words…. *unzips pants*

Oh Ruby… Don't take that McLaren to town.

You learn something new everyday. This truly is the greatest of great jobs Internet!

You're Welcome, you're welcome for everything, in the world!

Hafþór hug puppy too tight, Hafþór sad…