After winning, he should have crushed the skull of the nearest prince in attendance, as is the Icelandic way.

Order of operation goes as follows:
1)Orgy Pit
2)Wash hands in sink
3)Enjoy meal

Subway should spin this into an ad campaign: This December at Subway, try our new hypersexual sauce when you order two footlongs for only ten dollars then fuck in our brand new orgy pit!

Its as if a million rational voices cried out in terror and then were silent, mostly out of confusion.

It's been 15 years and I still crack up every time I hear this song.

Mine would have to be Big Black: Songs about Fucking

Show me evidence that proves that's not a correct theory. Have you ever seen a cat penis?

While I count myself as a long-time fan of the song, I've never been fully sure if "Hunger Strike" was pro eating babies or against it?

As an Iowan, I agree. We are not very important and I enjoy this fact. The caucuses do nothing for us except cement the overly close relationship between policy makers and agribusiness.

Well then I agree with them 100%.

I checked out the German language trailer on Youtube and had Google translate the top comment to English: "Children's film? I find the trailer sometimes not creepy … I find myself Spongebob Creepy when the skin is withdrawn from the bone!"

We even shit all over Moline over here in Iowa. Poor City is getting it from both sides.

That would make a great band name.

So… Real Sex with Puppets? Count me in.

It's never too soon to grow a salt and pepper mustache in his honor.

Actually, those horses lived a good life before dying.

It's too early in the morning for my nipples to get this hard. Seriously, feel them, they're like diamonds.

Does this mean Trevor Noah will be forced to host the show sitting in a folding chair at a card table with the emergency exit door clearly visible behind him?

"The needs of the many out weight the needs of the few". No thanks Comrade Spock. Take that 99% percent talk back to Vulcan where it belongs.

"Do you know whats missing from super hero movies? Full penetration, and we're going to show it, all of it."