I’m honestly shocked he didn’t do this commercial in his Deadpool outfit.

Well we finally know what accident befell Drew.

Calling you a one-trick pony seems like an insult to ponies that at least have their one trick nailed down.

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

Jumping sharks is a cruel practice and downright selachimorphic!

Apple, or Blanket, or Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

I thought the Disney spokesperson explained it well -- kosher food needs to be prepared in an entirely separate kitchen and they aren’t set up for this.  Would you rather they just scrap the whole enterprise? 

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

No but I’ve crewed races for them, at which point you end up meeting literally every insane person trying to run the race you’re at. And doing things for runners other than yours like retrieving food and waking them up from naps. Or keeping track of your runner’s main rivals and how their races are going. It’s a…

Yes. Her general point distracts from the problem and frames it instead as some sort of competition among minority women instead of a fight against white patriarchy.
But I also want to call out one of those tweets embedded for its logical fallacy because there are enough legitimate points to bring up in this…

After decades of preferring iceberg, this past year has been vindicating.  I just wish people didn’t have to get so sick to prove my point.

Ahh yes, the classic remedy for flakes

The hotel. It’s literally their business.

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

Rae Carruth’s charachter walking with a baby would be V bad for the NFL. Did you hear me Fortnite players? THE NFL WOULD HATE IF YOU DID THAT

I’ve always fallen more on the savory side

it doesn’t. Your future relies on you. Quit blaming others for your failure.

To that I say: it doesn’t “push out” the good ones, but rather forces them to train the next generation of leaders. Which we should want!

I like to think that Mourinho is daring Deadspin to post a sex video of him.