With that wit, Nikola Jokic would make a great stand up comic. NOT!!!

Here are some writers who are butt:

Welcome to Deadspin, Dennis Miller.

Not to be a pedantic shithead (more than usual) but nothing about the holiday was commanded by god. The whole holiday was put together by the Rabbis, as it’s a post-Torah holiday, like Chanukah. 

Booooooooooo.

Yeah otherwise it would look ridiculous

“NOUN” on a T-shirt with a permanent marker

Didn’t Bourdain compare vegans to Hezbollah?

Of course both of your jokes suck since Carroll didn't actually call the run. 

“As to why Lockett and Baldwin got to celebrate some other guy’s touchdown… well, who knows. Doesn’t matter. Still a good celebration.”

You know what I find offensive?  Insistently referring to every instance of using makeup to approximate a darker skin tone as ‘blackface.’

I’m no Alberto Einsteino but wouldn’t Morey’s post indicate that Glen Davis is the bad teammate...not Rondo?

Holy hell is this sobering. So much attention gets paid to the top of the earnings chart with guys like Manning, Brady and Rodgers who leave the game with 9 figures saved yet the reality is there are thousands of former players that never get one big contract but still exit the game with mountains of health issues and…

“My socks are hard to put on because my hips are getting tight. My right leg is always shorter than the left so my back is always locked. Acid reflux is messing up my vocal cords. Jaw is sore some mornings. Nightmares.”

Chill, child.

not to be a highlight truther, but they are raising their hands because they believe the ball went out of play.

Wow.  I know Eric is mad but he can’t do that in a public forum.  That’s one of the major problems; we as black people openly denigrating each other in public, which just fuels the rhetoric from those we view as oppressors.  

Always assume your substitutions will cost more unless you’re subtracting an ingredient. 

Thank you for your service.